I have been called short/midget/small/chibi over 10 times, at least.
...And i'm starting to have suspicions that Roy is gay. Or at least Bi.
Alphonse brought home another cat today. >>; I keep telling him to leave them alone when he sees them but he dosn't listen; he brings them home anyways.
...It's a freaky cat this time, too. It keeps watching me. >_